4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
(via glass-nearly-half-full)
(Source: raiseusfromperdition, via inspiteofalthedanger)
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
Just in case you weren’t sure just how white Ezra actually is.
(Source: dreams-of-boston, via yannisphildfsppisk)
(Source: dont-be-a-crackwhore, via hobo-r0cket)
(via benedictfreemanbatch)
a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino
what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.
I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
(via tamesbonerism)
“So what- what’s happening here is that that’s you there, right? And then i’m there and what’s happening is that i’m sucking your penis?”
“Yup.”
(Source: beardydarren, via yannisphildfsppisk)
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
(via swa-gay)
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
(Source: deportredmayne, via benedictfreemanbatch)
(Source: assassins-only-meow, via tamesbonerism)
